1) I’ve found homes for fifty of my short stories and two of my novels.
2) Lightweight sitcoms, such as Parks & Recreation and Modern Family.
3) There’s a video game I can play on my phone that gives me points for going on walks and taking the kids to parks.
4) Turtles are really neat. I don’t have one, but I like to think about them.
5) I can see a beautiful red maple tree through the window behind my computer.