Insipid Liner Notes: Doo-Wop Panda

Pandaria is one of my favorite Warcraft expansions, probably only second to Legion. So, I had to make a panda album to go with all the others. To get the right sound for most of these tracks, I added the flavor word “cozy.”


If you’re doing an album about an off-brand Pandaria, you’ve got to have a song about how the whole place is sailing around on the back of a giant turtle. Continue reading “Insipid Liner Notes: Doo-Wop Panda”

Leaving Worldcon, Listening to DCC

Lt. Jordan LeGuin was definitely the star of my table at this Worldcon. We’ve sold more of his action figure and book, TECHNO-TABBY ENGINEER, than anything else at this con, except of course for the usual standbys of THE NECROMOUSER and OTTERS IN SPACE.


Listening to an entire Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobook in one day is a lot. It reminds me of when I used to reserve Farscape DVDs at the library, and then have only one week to watch a whole season. Mind-smashingly intense. Continue reading “Leaving Worldcon, Listening to DCC”

My God, It’s Full of Star Trek a.k.a. It’s Star Trek All the Way Down

That feeling when, several months after finishing writing an homage to TNG’s Qpid with Guinan as a rabbit in the role of Vash, you realize you actually also flawlessly embedded DS9’s The Emissary at the heart with Jack Crusher as a golden retriever in the role of Jennifer Sisko.

No really — it makes sense. I promise. Read “Cheshire Cat Charlatan” if you want to see how elegantly this works out for yourself. Continue reading “My God, It’s Full of Star Trek a.k.a. It’s Star Trek All the Way Down”

Insipid Liner Notes: Star-Shaker’s Stellar Vibrations

In one of Cobalt Starstrong’s songs, he sings, “The sun doesn’t take a side.”

So, Star-Shaker begins this album by countering that “The moon is on my side tonight.”

Yes, my fictional pop-stars are in conversation with each other. Continue reading “Insipid Liner Notes: Star-Shaker’s Stellar Vibrations”

My Own Boss

I used to think it was bad that as my own boss, there was no one I could give a resignation to, because I knew that I wouldn’t accept it…. It’s now gotten to the point where as my own boss and my own biggest fan (but like the unhinged, obsessive, stalkery kind), I can barely even get a sick day approved.