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Celebrating the 4th of July by watching a nice American show about horses and cowboys. Very Wild West. Very American.
Yay for Heartland.
You can tell this was a good joke, because I’m now going to explain that Heartland is Canadian.
There’s a big storm coming in Heartland, and they’re worried about the horses. But they should really just fold them up nicely and put them away in some drawers.
See, that’s the phrase, right: fold your horses.
You can tell this is a good joke because I’m now going to explain that, of course, you only fold flat horses. The fitted ones get wadded up in a ball because folding them is too hard.