—green jello
—feral cat
—cauldron of bees
—swiss cheese
—babbling toddler
—easily distracted but stubborn dog
—evil sorcerer whispering from other dimension
—writer swearing they’ll never write again
—writer’s boss refusing to accept resignation letter
The Dad in The Mitchells vs. the Machines
I wish I could have enjoyed The Mitchells vs. the Machines. It spoke directly to me in so many ways, mirroring little pieces of my own life and family.
But by midway through, I could barely stand seeing the dad onscreen. He treated Katie with such utter disregard and disrespect. Continue reading “The Dad in The Mitchells vs. the Machines”
The Mitchells vs. the Machines
The Mitchells vs. the Machines is mostly delightful, BUT
It should NOT be a minor daughter’s job to reach out to, connect with, and manage her father’s emotions.
Animated kid movies about boys don’t make their hero work 1% as hard to earn their dad’s respect. Continue reading “The Mitchells vs. the Machines”
Scintillating Scotomas
That feeling when you’re trying to write and suddenly… scintillating scotoma time!
What is that, you ask?
Well, it’s related to migraines and looks like an upside down comma built from pulsating, cut-glass, fractal triangles, exactly in the middle of your field of vision. Continue reading “Scintillating Scotomas”
When Buffy Visits Angel
I can’t tell if the viewer is supposed to see Angel getting himself turned back into a vampire rather than being happy with Buffy as noble… but I can’t see it as anything other than weak, insecure, arrogant, & controlling.
He can’t stand being weaker than her & relying on her. Continue reading “When Buffy Visits Angel”
The Greatness of Teen Beach Movie & Teen Beach 2
I want to talk about how much I love Teen Beach Movie & Teen Beach 2.
Yes, those are ridiculous titles. Yes, they’re squeaky clean Disney+ movies aimed at tweens.
BUT… Continue reading “The Greatness of Teen Beach Movie & Teen Beach 2”
Padme’s Lack of Choice
There’s a meme joke about how unrealistic it is that “Padme chose Anakin” when Obi Wan was right there, but…
Padme didn’t choose Anakin. Continue reading “Padme’s Lack of Choice”
Earning a Title
One of the best things about writing a book called “The Otter’s Wings” is knowing that I’m really doing the title justice.
As a kid I was constantly disappointed by titles like “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.” NO CATS. NOT ONE. Continue reading “Earning a Title”
Seeds That Have Already Grown into Novels
As a writer, it’s easy to get lost in the wash of goals and aspirations that always seem just out of reach…
What I find that helps is to think of one of the novels I’ve finished, and remember back to what my very first inspiration for writing it was — a character? an idea? Continue reading “Seeds That Have Already Grown into Novels”
The Cipher in the Middle
The show named after Buffy cares so much more about Xander’s feelings about her not wanting to date him than about her own feelings at having one of her best friends mess with her head and guilt her and show he thinks of her differently than she’d like.
It makes it hard to identify your own emotions — to even understand your own feelings & self — when so often looking in the mirror of pop culture shows the feelings of everyone around you… and leaves you invisible, a metaphorical vampire who doesn’t cast emotional reflections. Continue reading “The Cipher in the Middle”