GAH! I forgot to have the gravity change appropriately to match the scene change AGAIN. This problem is going to haunt me for as long as I write space opera, isn’t it?
Four-year-old: “We’re on an alien planet!”
Me: “Are they nice aliens?”
Four: “I heard one of them say, ‘We are not nice aliens!’ So they aren’t!”
Me: “Do you want to go home?”
Four-year-old: “I don’t have a home. I live in my TARDIS.”
The four-year-old: “I’m stuck on this planet, but I live on Saturn.”
Four-year-old: “On my next birthday I’ll be five?”
Me: “Yes.”
Four: “And now I’m four?”
Me: “Yes.”
Four: “I’ve been four for a lot of years!”