Vaccinations are good. People need to get them. If you don’t agree, then you’re an idiot, and I wish you were only going to harm yourself. But vaccines work partly due to herd immunity, so unfortunately idiots without vaccines hurt others too. GET VACCINATED.
When the doorbell rings, three dogs run to the door.
The fourth one runs to the table to see if we’ve left any food out while answering the door.
I’m a dragon lying on a hoard of adverbs.
Sometimes the only thing that stops me from quitting being a writer is that I know there’s no one I could turn the letter of resignation in to… except maybe myself, and I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t accept it.