My spouse, throws sock at cat: “Hazel, would you like a sock?”
Cat, does not care.
Spouse, looks at me: “This confirms Hazel is not a house elf.”
I’m somewhat troubled that my spouse was trying to free my cat from her servitude. First off, if she’s a servant, she’s never once made tea for me and should stop knocking my toys off their shelves. Secondly, she purrs at me every day, and I absolutely need her.