Chicken Argument

Bizarre fights the children get into…‬

‪Nine-year-old: “If we got five chickens–“‬

‪Three-year-old with extreme petulance: “I only want four chickens!”‬


Three-year-old with complete sincerity, looking at a bowl of shredded chicken being prepared for enchiladas: “Is that our pet chicken?”


Context: basically none. We have no chickens.‬

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