Stomach: After 30-some years of eating cheese, that seems like enough for a lifetime. I am done with cheese.
Me: what
Stomach: no cheese
Me: this is clearly about something else, we will keep eating cheese
Stomach: I WILL HURT YOU
Me: ow, fine, no cheese… for a WHILE
Me, after two months not eating cheese: surely, my stomach is ready for cheese again!
Stomach: I will hurt you
Me: perhaps you’re just out of practice after the last two months with no cheese, try some cheese?
Stomach: I WILL HURT YOU
Me: see you in another two months