You know how your brain can have sudden ridiculous thoughts that make no sense?
I’m heading to the coast for an octopus encounter at an aquarium, and my brain just thought: “Oh no, should I have brought a copy of my book with an octopus on the cover… for the octopus to autograph?”
Since I didn’t bring a book for him to sign, Tiberius the octopus autographed my arm.
I’ve been waiting 25 years to touch an octopus, ever since my mom let me skip a day of school to spend hours at the coast staring at sleeping octopuses
It was everything I dreamed.
