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My husband, holding a skillet containing only egg whites:

“I cracked an egg and got a double yolk. Then I brought it to show you, and the yolks went sliding off… and the dogs got to eat a double yolk. Signs suggest today is a weird day.”

The kid was interested in watching Halloween, so we watched 1, 2, 20, and 2018 over the last four days.

The first two were interesting pieces of film history, and despite flaws, I enjoyed the survivor-woman-revenge quality of 20 quite a bit. But I think 2018 is skippable. Continue reading “Halloween & Scream”

I walked past a tree overladen with tiny yellow plums.

My mom brought over tomatoes from her garden.

Not realizing I’d whimsically brought home plums, my husband mistook them for a variety of cherry tomato.

The 14-year-old, utterly confused: “Why are there plums in the salad?”

It’s truly amazing how much easier it is to write when the rest of my family gets out of the house.

Part of me doesn’t miss writing in coffee shops, because it’s nice to use my desktop with a wide monitor and all my little toys set up around it, without having to pack everything up.

And yet… it was so much easier to be productive in a coffee shop.

I want to talk about short story contracts, writing “for exposure,” and the inherent contradictions that insidiously poison the writing community.

To start, let me say that I’ve had nearly 200 short stories published in… oh god, I have no idea how many different markets. Continue reading “The Confusing Quantum Nature of the Value of Stories”

“Citizen Joe” is such a transcendently, bizarrely brilliant episode of SG1. It does such an amazing job of capturing the feel of loving a show like Stargate and being a writer taken over by your stories, all without flinching from making fun of itself. Continue reading “Citizen Joe”

Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous is so incredibly ill-conceived.

Let’s send kids to dinosaur murder island! Continue reading “Camp Cretaceous”

I haven’t watched season 4 of Atypical yet, but I’m looking forward to it. And while I’m not interested in deeply debating the quality or lack thereof regarding the show, I would like to say something positive about it… Continue reading “Representation in Atypical”

As I approach writing the end of this third trilogy, I keep imagining the heroes from each of them — Kipper, Clarity, and Witch-Hazel — just kinda hanging out in some sort of between-novels lounge, chatting and bonding over the parallels in their adventures.

I’m rewatching Star Trek: Generations for the first time since… oh, I don’t know, high school? And I still hate what they do with Data and the emotion chip.

The way Brent Spiner plays it, it’s like Data becomes a completely different person with the emotion chip. Continue reading “Scattered Thoughts on Star Trek Movies”