We gave the six-year-old a scooter for Christmas. This seemed like a reasonable choice.
But today… they’re designing a whole new house that they want to build for it, centered around a scooter cabinet, and a few blocks away. Their plans involve taking our refrigerator.
If you give a six-year-old a scooter… they’ll want to build a house for it…
If they want to build a house, they’ll need to take your refrigerator…
The six-year-old, decorating a rabbit-shaped cookie: “I’m going to make Peter Rabbit. And then I’m going to EAT Peter Rabbit like Mr. MacGregor was trying to do!”
Followed by singing… “Old MacGregor had a farm, E-I-E-I-Ooooooh!”