Things my husband texted me while watching Backrooms:

—Keanu Reeves played the room in Backrooms
—I keep expecting to see Señor Cardgage
—The Blair Room Project
—Haunted house genre for a generation that can’t afford home ownership
—Alice in Furniture Land
—Through the Looking Wall
—Backroom
Backrooms
Backroom Returns
Backroom Forever
Backroom and Robin
2 Back 2 Room
Backroom Resurrection
The Backroom
—It’s a naturally occurring furniture mine
—France: check out these catacombs under Paris lined with the bones of the dead
USA: ok but wouldn’t it be creepier if it were, like, a furniture store
—“Look at the rooms,
See how they shine for you,
And all the things you do,
Yeah they were all yellow…”
—This scene has a distinct lack of David Bowie and contact juggling
—I never thought about it before, but I guess a pirate with a peg leg is like a cyborg but instead of part man and part machine, it’s part man and part furniture