What I Have in My Pockets

11-year-old: “In your pockets, do you have…”

Me, emptying pockets of toys: “A raccoon, a lizard, a skeleton, and some silly putty…”

11: “I was hoping for a snack.”

Me: “Oh, no, I keep toys in my pockets, not food. You know that.”

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