Infinite Cake

Me: How much cake is left?

Spouse: None.

Me: No cake?!? That’s the worst amount of cake.

Kid: What about so much cake it fills your house & you suffocate?

Me: That’s cake in the wrong location.

Kid: *describes increasingly large amounts of cake*

Me: That’s a storage problem. The universe is infinite.

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