Kids threatening each other in the age of quarantine:
“Maybe I’ll drink the last of the milk so we can’t bake scones or make tomato soup!!!”
We’ve been rewatching a lot of Futurama lately, and I identify so strongly with Kif and all his sighing. Except the whole world is Zapp Brannigan.
No parent in the history of the universe has ever liked it when a kid has replied to “just wait a second” with “it’s been a second!”