Me: *stays up until 4am*
Hazel: *fetches me to bed with much meowing*
Me: *goes to bed at 2am*
Hazel: *purrs happily, sharing my pillow*
Me: *begins to fall asleep*
Hazel: *gnaws on my hand like it’s a mouse*
Me: “I’m getting very mixed messages from you here, Hazel.”