That feeling when you’re trying to help your kid write an essay on Ozymandias, but instead end up comparing the essay — which is not yet written — to the top half of Ozymandias (ie. gone)… except also Merlin, because it’s in the future instead of the past…
I am very helpful.
My kid is brilliant and is comparing Ozymandias to the process of carcinisation where creatures tend to evolve toward being crabs.
Except, it’s that the sand around the statue is probably made up from the crumbling bits of statue.
Everything evolves toward either crabs or sand.
There is context for this, but it’s better without…
Me: “Is the kid in bed?”
Spouse: “No, I told them to eat candy and then left.”
WHY ARE THERE NO MURLOCS IN THE AFTERLIFE???? (Warcraft)
Listening to Taylor Swift albums is just thinking, “That’s such a good lyric!”, over and over again for an hour.