The three-year-old to the nine-year-old: “It’s time to dress up! You will be the otter, and I will be the dancing guy!”
The three-year-old has dressed up as Peter-Man — apparently a cross between Spider Man and Peter Pan.
Nine-year-old, watching Quantum Leap: “JFK?”
Me: “John F. Kennedy.”
Nine-year-old: “Oh, I thought it was a brand of peanut butter.”