In a Dog’s World – Chapter 8

An excerpt from In a Dog’s World.  If you’d prefer, you can start with Chapter 1, return to the previous chapter, or  skip ahead to the next chapter.


“Dominic shot Katasha a glance.  He knew what his sister was getting at.  Fortunately, Papa missed it.”

Katasha awoke the next morning to the smell of bacon and the sound of Howell talking to Papa downstairs.  She could make out their voices but not their words.

“Makes you wonder what they’re talking about, doesn’t it?” Corina said, blinking owlishly from her bed, where she was still mostly under the covers.  “I always feel weird when Papa talks to Erik, anyway.”

Katasha nodded.  She wasn’t sure if she wanted to rush down and interrupt them or if she wanted to hide upstairs trying to listen in.  Not that she could hear all that well.  But, if Dominic or Dmitri were downstairs, or at least Mama, she might convince one of them to tell her about the conversation later.

On the other paw, the longer she hid upstairs in her warm, cozy bed, the less she’d get to see of Howell before he had to leave.  Also, the more likely that her brothers would eat up all the bacon.

Katasha fretted for a minute over whether she should wear one of her favorite black tunics and be comfortable or whether she should try to be a little more colorful.  Maybe wear a dark purple?  Then she heard the front door open and swing shut with its characteristic slam.  She froze, listening closely.  She couldn’t hear Howell’s voice anymore, so she threw on the closest tunic — one of the black ones — and rushed for the stairs.

The front room was empty downstairs, so Katasha headed for the kitchen.  She stepped quickly enough her claws scrabbled on the wooden floors.

“Good morning,” Papa said from the kitchen table.  Dominic stood at the stove, heating a skillet of eggs.  There were a few pieces of bacon left, but Howell was gone.  He must have been the one that she’d heard leaving by the front door.

“Oh no,” she said, wondering if she could still catch Howell before he got in his car.  Or maybe he’d merely gone out to get something?  With a sinking sensation, Katasha heard the revving of an engine outside.  She heard his car pull away.  Her heart began to sink, though, she had to admit to herself that she hadn’t wanted to stumble awkwardly through talking to Howell in front of Papa.  She wanted to go back in time to last night.  Or forward in time three months.

“Katasha,” Papa said, looking serious and drawing her back to the actual minute she existed in right now.  “That was a very nice young man.”

There was very little Papa could say that would vex Katasha more than missing out on seeing Howell off had.  Even so, she wasn’t sure how she felt about her papa liking Howell.  If it would get her out of her summer’s worth of penance, it was good.  Otherwise, she was skeptical.  He didn’t usually like dogs.

“Yes,” Katasha said, carefully.  “I thought so.  I didn’t expect him to leave so early.  Did he say why he had to go?”

“He’s a college man,” Papa said, staring steadily at Katasha with his slightly crossed blue eyes.  Papa was about as purebred Siamese as they came.  “You don’t expect him to play with kittens all day, do you?”

The fur at the nape of Katasha’s neck bristled.  She’d be a “college woman” herself in just a few months, and her papa still treated her like a kitten with her eyes closed.  “He spent yesterday playing with kittens,” she said, angrily.  Then, deflating, she added softly, “I can’t believe I have to wait all summer before I can go to Isleywood.”

Now all those questions Corina had pestered her with were starting to make sense.  Would Howell be her boyfriend when she got to Isleywood?  She didn’t know.  They hadn’t talked about it.  There hadn’t been time between the loud music, the chattering siblings, and all the dancing.  But his arms around her last night… that must have meant ‘yes’?

Katasha helped herself to the remaining bacon and asked Dominic if she could have some of his omelet.  He threw in a few more eggs.

Katasha joined Papa at the table with her plate of scavenged bacon.

“Howell said there’s a program for cats to start their first academic year at Isleywood a month early,” Papa said.

“Early?” Domnic asked, bringing two plates of omelet to the table.  He slid one plate over to Katasha and sat down to devour the other himself.  “Before summer’s over?”

“Right, it gives the cats a chance to know one and other before all the dogs get there,” Papa said.  “Get their groundings.  Get a head start.  From what Howell was saying, it sounds like a good program.”

Katasha glowered.  She liked the idea of leaving home and getting to Isleywood early, but she was a lot less crazy about the idea of being isolated there with only the other cats.  “It’s just cats?” Katasha asked.  She especially hated the implication that cats needed a head start to keep up at Isleywood.

“I assume there are some professors and upperclassmen as well,” Papa said, “to help orient the new students.”

Katasha brightened.  “Is Howell one of the upperclassmen?”

Dominic shot Katasha a glance.  He knew what his sister was getting at.  Fortunately, Papa missed it.

“Actually, Howell said that he’d be leading a backpacking trip for new Isleywood students the week before school starts.  So, no, I don’t think so.”  Papa smiled.  “Like I said, a fine young man.  You do seem to have picked a good school, Katasha.  It has lots of enrichment programs and bright, civic minded students if Howell is any example.  Although, given how hard they’re working on increasing feline enrollment and retention rates, I have to wonder whether they’re really pursuing the right philosophy.”

“What do you mean?” Dominic asked around a mouthful of omelet.  He reached surreptitiously towards Katasha’s plate where the last piece of bacon resided, but Katasha swatted his paw away.

“Well, sometimes,” Papa said, sounding terribly philosophical and pretentious, “when you have to work too hard at something, it means you’re working on the wrong thing.”

“Yeah, I get that idea,” Dominic said, staring Papa down.  “But what’s the alternative?  Let dogs dominate all the top positions in every field?  Relegate cats to being second class citizens because they’re not as good at shouldering their way through canine social hierarchies as dogs are?”

Papa looked angry and then secretive.  He mastered his feelings before speaking again.  “Your Mama and I have been working inside the canine social hierarchy of society for all our lives.  Eventually, you can’t conclude anything other than the structure itself is broken.”

Dominic blinked.  “Okay…  So…  What?  Revolution?”

“Mama loves her job,” Katasha said. Mama was a social worker who helped connect underprivileged felines with governmental and independent programs that could help them.  “She always says that the two of you are making a real difference for cats.”

“Water through a sieve,” Papa said.

“Well, then, keep on bailing out water,” Dominic said, “If you can keep us afloat, Papa, then Katasha and I will go build you a better boat!”

“Or car and spaceship, respectively,” Katasha said.  “As the case may be.”

Papa smiled, but grudgingly.  His ears weren’t completely erect.  “I suppose so,” he said.  “In the meanwhile!  I believe Mama’s told you,” he turned to face Katasha, “that I’ll be needing you to work in my office this summer.”

Inwardly Katasha groaned.  Outwardly, she played the part of the dutiful daughter, accepting the role her papa assigned her.  It would be a long summer.

Continue on to Chapter 9

In a Dog’s World – Chapter 7

An excerpt from In a Dog’s World.  If you’d prefer, you can start with Chapter 1, return to the previous chapter, or  skip ahead to the next chapter.


“Suddenly, the lyrics didn’t sound cheesy anymore.”

Renee arrived at the last possible minute.

Dominic had already taken off with Florabella, Corina, and Erik in the Cherry Racer.  Mama had told them all to have fun together and gone back inside.  It was just Katasha and Dmitri waiting outside Howell’s car while the yellow lab dug around in the back seat, trying to rearrange the piles of textbooks and loose sheaves of paper to make space.  Finally, he gave up, popped the trunk, and started stuffing all the college homework detritus in there.  That’s when Katasha spotted Renee, a cream tabby, walking down the other side of the street toward them in a simple, short, black dress. Continue reading “In a Dog’s World – Chapter 7”

In a Dog’s World – Chapter 6

An excerpt from In a Dog’s World.  If you’d prefer, you can start with Chapter 1, return to the previous chapter, or  skip ahead to the next chapter.


“For a moment, Katasha tried to picture the cat she saw looking back at herself as something else.  How would she look if… she were a dog?”

In the wake of the fight, Papa contrived to work all day Saturday, the day of the prom.  In fairness, there was an unforeseen pileup on the freeway.  Those often involved crushed ribs, broken limbs, and other serious problems requiring doctors.  However, Katasha couldn’t help but feel that it made for a strange conflict.  He’d made a lot of noise about worrying over her, but, in practice, he hadn’t bothered to even ask the name of her prom date.  Now he wouldn’t be there to meet him.  Sure, Papa was busy, but Katasha had trouble believing that was all of it. Continue reading “In a Dog’s World – Chapter 6”

In a Dog’s World – Chapter 5

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“…Katasha liked having her dress out to look at.  It reminded her that the impending date with Howell was real.”

Katasha didn’t pay a lot of attention to the polite conversation Corina and Mama made with Blue as they followed his directions to drive him home.  They parted amicably, agreeing that they were both looking forward to seeing each other in the fall.  She watched him climb the stairs and enter the front door of his apartment building.  If his whole family lived in an apartment — a two litter family — they must be quite crowded.  Perhaps the older liter had already grown up and moved away.

Either way, Katasha found herself feeling grateful for the relatively small size of her family.  Money could be tight enough covering the six of them as it was. Continue reading “In a Dog’s World – Chapter 5”

In a Dog’s World – Chapter 4

An excerpt from In a Dog’s World.  If you’d prefer, you can start with Chapter 1, return to the previous chapter, or  skip ahead to the next chapter.


“Katasha’s heart was pounding, but she knew she’d won when that big goofy grin spread over Howell’s face.”

The cat mixer was in the large back room of a dimly lit tapas bar.  Platters of bite-sized chimichangas, meaty albondigas, and fried calamari were set out on tables for everyone to enjoy.  There were a dozen or so cats milling around, mostly recognizable breeds like Siamese and Abyssinian.  Like Katasha and Corina.  Perhaps half a dozen prospective students, each with a parent, littermate, or two.  Near the front table, an overweight Mastiff with a booming voice seemed to be running things.  He was just about the biggest dog Katasha had ever seen, and he introduced himself as Bruce the Dean of Admissions. Continue reading “In a Dog’s World – Chapter 4”

In a Dog’s World – Chapter 3

An excerpt from In a Dog’s World.  If you’d prefer, you can start with Chapter 1, return to the previous chapter, or  skip ahead to the next chapter.


“For the first time, she realized that she wanted to be there at the prom with her sister and brothers.  It would be a memory worth having.”

The week turned out to be long too.  Katasha had trouble concentrating in her classes, and she felt really weird around Hickory and his friends now.  She wasn’t sure at first, but it seemed like he’d started glaring at her.  He had to know she’d gotten into Isleywood, because Dominic had proudly stuck a pin with her name on it, coupled with the words “Isleywood College,” up on the big map in the hall where seniors posted their college acceptances.

Then, right before the weekend, Katasha found out for sure:  Hickory had been glaring at her. Continue reading “In a Dog’s World – Chapter 3”

In a Dog’s World – Chapter 2

by Mary E. Lowd

An excerpt from Discovery of the Wanderlust.  If you’d prefer, you can start with Chapter 1, or skip ahead to the next chapter.


“They were the popular kids, the club organizers, the student council members, and all of them were dogs.  Except for her, there wasn’t a cat in sight.”

The next day, Katasha felt like a whole new cat.  On the outside, she looked like the same angularly boned, strikingly colored, somberly dressed (the only colors Katasha wore were black and gray) Siamese cat, but on the inside she carried her secret — her new identity, the future engineer who would attend Isleywood College and splash those dogs right out of the water.  Metaphorically, speaking, of course.  Literally, she had very little interest in water.  She was a lot more interested in space, and she had every intention of taking that engineering degree and becoming one of the first cats in the space program. Continue reading “In a Dog’s World – Chapter 2”

In a Dog’s World – Chapter 1

by Mary E. Lowd

An excerpt from In a Dog’s World.  If you’d prefer to read in e-book or paperback form, learn more here.  Or if you want, skip ahead to the next chapter.


“Everyone else had gone to bed.  School and work continued the same for all of them, even though her own, personal world was deeply changed.”

The school day was almost over, and everyone in the class could feel it.  The archeology teacher, a bloodhound with drooping jowls, pressed on gamely at the front of the room, but very few of the restless high school students listened to her.  Mostly, tails wagged, whispers were woofed, and eyes turned to the clock.  A few of the feline students still took studious notes about the importance of archeological study for uncovering the secrets of ancient human pre-history, but the dogs had trouble even staying in their seats. Continue reading “In a Dog’s World – Chapter 1”

Insipid Liner Notes: Cobalt Starstrong and His Winning Smile

“Smile Ex Machina” is the opening track to a ridiculously stupid or maybe ambitious project…

A space opera album inspired by and following the map of Brian Wilson’s SMiLE.

“A masterpiece (or trash?)
The line is thin
We’re walking it” Continue reading “Insipid Liner Notes: Cobalt Starstrong and His Winning Smile”

Things my husband texted me while watching Backrooms:

—Keanu Reeves played the room in Backrooms
—I keep expecting to see Señor Cardgage
—The Blair Room Project
—Haunted house genre for a generation that can’t afford home ownership
—Alice in Furniture Land
—Through the Looking Wall Continue reading “Things my husband texted me while watching Backrooms:”