Strawberry Minecraft Cake

The seven-year-old wanted a strawberry Minecraft cake for their birthday. The thirteen-year-old thought that sounded like a fun project.


For their birthday, the 8-year-old has elected to play Minecraft. There are presents, cake, a piñata filled with candy… all waiting. All less exciting, apparently, than Minecraft. Continue reading “Strawberry Minecraft Cake”

Working on “The Otter’s Wings”

I don’t want to give too many spoilers for a book I haven’t finished writing, but… it’s really fun writing an octopus who wears an otter skeleton like a mecha and loves a gryphon who has a hybrid baby with her that’s basically a little elder god bundle of tentacles and feathers. Continue reading “Working on “The Otter’s Wings””

Too Much Smiling

I noticed years ago that when I was at all uncertain while writing, I’d have the characters smile. It served no story purpose, just a nervous tic, attempting to ensure they were likable. I stopped doing it, and it made my writing stronger.

Just now, seeing yet another post about women being told to “smile more,” I realized the connection between that attitude and the bad habit I had developed in my writing. Continue reading “Too Much Smiling”

Baseline Normality in Ocean Horror Movies

I’m watching Underwater (2020), and it seems to have a monster that should interest me… but I’m barely paying attention.

Now, sure, I could TRY HARDER to pay attention, but I’m watching it for fun. And also, I’ve learned from being a slush reader to trust my instincts… Continue reading “Baseline Normality in Ocean Horror Movies”