Spouse: “When I bought a new mouse, I made sure to get one with a tilty-wheel.”
Me: “Tilty-wheel…”
Spouse: “Yeah, the scroll wheel tilts back and—“
Me: “So when you saw that mouse had a tilty-wheel, that’s when you knew it was your kind of deal?”
Me: “I can’t tell if this tweet is worth posting…”
Spouse: “I think people have come to expect this kind of thing from you at 3am.”