What it is like when my spouse and I run routine emails past each other to check they’re okay:
—debate regarding relative merits of long sentences & short ones
—Finnegan’s Wake compared to a banana taped to a wall
—double slit experiment involving bananas
—what were we doing?
Follow-up: argumentative debate about the grammatical status of skipping the “if” or the “that” in the above post.
Bonus: guess where the “if” or the “that” would go!
Extra bonus: please don’t.