Me: clicks on website
Website: are you a robot?
Me: no
Website: okay
Me: clicks on website
Website: are you a robot? Continue reading “Captcha Blues”
The Baby Carriage in Speed
I’ve watched Speed countless times in the last 25 years, and it took until NOW to realize Annie doesn’t actually say she’s a psychology researcher.
“…relationships that start under intense circumstances never last … I’ve done extensive study on this.”
My head canon is better.
This is the second time Speed has illustrated the gulf between my emotional reactions and those expected from neurotypical people for me. The first involves the bus running into the baby carriage full of cans.
Continue reading “The Baby Carriage in Speed”
Misunderstanding Speed
I’ve watched Speed countless times in the last 25 yrs & it took until NOW to realize Annie doesn’t actually say she’s a psychology researcher.
“…relationships that start under intense circumstances never last … I’ve done extensive study on this.” Continue reading “Misunderstanding Speed”
The Paladin Who Wanted Loot
Back when I did regular World of Warcraft raids, there was this one guy in the guild who said after beating the big boss, “I hope he drops paladin gear!” He was a paladin. I think about this a lot. See, everyone got mad at him. But… I mean… it’s what we were all thinking?
If you weren’t hoping the boss would drop gear you wanted… what were you doing? This was back when raids took HOURS of sitting around and waiting, because you had to coordinate FORTY people, most of whom could barely play. You didn’t do it if you didn’t want the loot. Continue reading “The Paladin Who Wanted Loot”
Speed Bingeing
The thirteen-year-old is upset. Why? They rewatched Speed and are worried they didn’t enjoy it enough.
Either that, or they just love it too much.
They’re not sure which. Continue reading “Speed Bingeing”
I Hope the Boss Drops Loot for Me
Back when I did regular World of Warcraft raids, there was this one guy in the guild who said after beating the big boss, “I hope he drops paladin gear!” He was a paladin. I think about this a lot. See, everyone got mad at him. But… I mean… it’s what we were all thinking? Continue reading “I Hope the Boss Drops Loot for Me”
Battling Fear with Horror
The 13-year-old has been developing a fear of fear itself, like pointing a mirror at a mirror. So, I’ve decided to start walking them through a carefully curated set of scary movies.
First up was Speed. The kid was terrified to start, but then grinned the whole way through. Continue reading “Battling Fear with Horror”
Horror as an Antidote to Fear
The 13-year-old has been developing a fear of fear itself, like pointing a mirror at a mirror. So, I’ve decided to start walking them through a carefully curated set of scary movies.
First up was Speed. The kid was terrified to start, but then grinned the whole way through. Continue reading “Horror as an Antidote to Fear”
The Whimsy of Kittens
That feeling of relief when the kitten suddenly considers deciding that framed things hanging on walls are fun to knock down… and just as quickly decides, nah, that seems boring after all, better to find something else to do.
Pegacornus Rex
by Mary E. Lowd
Originally published in Daily Science Fiction, September 2014
Marla realized that she’d left the 3-D printer running. She’d been up late synthesizing a chef-bot she’d found the pattern for online. Sure, she could have just baked the damn cake for Leia’s tenth birthday party herself, but the chef-bot would do a better job. And it was programmed with the recipe for homemade hard candy — she could put that in the piñata she’d printed up. Continue reading “Pegacornus Rex”