The fifteen-year-old: “If whale-sharks are a thing, then shark-whales should also be a thing. And then whale-whales and shark-sharks. Obviously.”
The More Things Change the More Monsters Blame Girls for Not Smiling
Wow… so… I’m reading Frankenstein, and the monster kills a young boy out of anger and then blames the first pretty girl he sees and frames her for it. See, it’s clearly her fault he committed murder, because pretty girls don’t smile at him.
I’m not even exaggerating.
The Balance Between Stars and Wars
Andor has too much war and not enough stars.
So serious.
Barely shiny. Continue reading “The Balance Between Stars and Wars”
Thirty Honey Feasts To Go
by Mary E. Lowd
Originally published in Theme of Absence, July 2018
Marga held her broad paw up to the star-studded window, lining it up so a single spark of light tipped each of her blunted claws. Her own constellation. She wondered if any of those stars had habitable worlds circling them. She knew none of them was New Sholara. Not from this window. Not from this side of the ship.
A purple-and-amber-striped worker bee buzzed down and landed on the thick brown fur of Marga’s shoulder, reminding her that life support was limited. She left the window behind and moved from one cryonics pod to the next, starting their rejuv cycles. Bees followed her, buzzing in the air. Continue reading “Thirty Honey Feasts To Go”
Animorphs is Furry
So far, for #FurryBookMonth, I have read five Animorphs books (#14-18). This is my first time reading through the series, and it’s really quite amazing. Such an epic story, and so very, very furry.
New Quantum Leap
I continue to love absolutely everything about the new Quantum Leap.
How is it so good?
It’s as good as it possibly could be — the platonic ideal of a Quantum Leap revival.
A Very Reasonable Request of the Universe
I WANT MORE MUSICAL TV SHOWS.
*grumbles quietly in the corner about sci-fi robot animal spaceship 26 episodes a year comedic musical TV shows that I can imagine but utterly fail to exist*
The Animorph Reading Race Continues
Aha, it only took until book 16 for the Animorphs to discover websites. So very 90s.
In other news, my 9-year-old read an entire Animorphs book this evening, just so they could come downstairs after bedtime and do a victory dance at me about being a whole book ahead of me.
Space Stations FOR or BY Bees
After some extremely limited research, it would seem that DALL-E believes a space station built FOR bees will be of higher quality than a space station built BY bees. I suppose that’s fair.
The Origin of Walter Publisherman
Me: “I want one of my publishers to email me… with good news…”
Kid: “I can’t help you with that… unless… I become a publisher. Walter Publisherman. Walter is a good fake adult name, right?”