Mom: how are you this morning?
Me: kinda tired
Mom: at least you aren’t [person from news article]
Me: …
Mom: [launches into detailed description of news article]
An e-zine about spaceships, aliens, science, memory, motherhood, magic, and cats.
Mom: how are you this morning?
Me: kinda tired
Mom: at least you aren’t [person from news article]
Me: …
Mom: [launches into detailed description of news article]