Reading fiction that consistently mixes up past and present tense feels like being trapped inside a blender crossed with a time machine.
To be fair, I’ve only read one, but…
There is something both deeply wrong and deeply right about Star Trek novels: they both are and are not Star Trek.
Quinn Fu Panda
Elaine informed me a few minutes ago that Kung Fu Panda was coming to visit. Just now, she introduced me to him — and he looks an awful lot like my dog Quinn.
Elaine and Kung Fu Panda are now salsa dancing.
Instructions for Taking Down a Tree
Step one in taking down the Khristmas tree: Put all your My Little Ponies on the branches of the tree.
Step two in taking down the Khristmas tree: Stand next to the tree and ask them, “Are you going to use your unicorn magic to take down the ornaments?” Continue reading “Instructions for Taking Down a Tree”
What Happiness Feels Like
Dancing dogs, enigmatically smiling cats, and cartwheeling otters — all the imaginary creatures that live in my head are very happy today.
Watching Avatar
Elaine the Water-Bender is attacking the Fire Nation in the kitchen right now. (We just finished watching season one of Avatar.)
We met Tof last night — Elaine *adores* her. Though, she’s still a water-bender, herself.
My Own Fan
I just re-read SPACE HOUNDS!… And I really wish that the author would write some more of it! Oh… wait… Sigh. #TooManyProjects
Proof Reading My Grandfather’s Memoirs
I remember the bananas in “Diary of a Wartime Bride” (a subset of “To Elsie With Love”) playing a much more significant role.
Legacy
I’ve come into possession of the copyrights for my grandfather’s three memoirs — “Jam on the Ceiling,” “To Elsie with Love,” and “My Wife Has Alzheimer’s” — and plan to release them as e-books in the coming year.
Writing and Watching Cats
Working on two different Shreddy stories simultaneously…
Khristmas break means I get to let the child stay up until she falls asleep on the couch next to me watching cat videos. Continue reading “Writing and Watching Cats”